In honor of the late, great philosopher George Carlin, I give you the 10 Things That Are Pissing Me Off

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  1. World leaders who can’t speak in coherent sentences. George Carlin was a master of words – this is a crime against humanity. Forget Russian collusion. If English is your first language, you should sound like it. “Bigly” is NOT a word!

2. Cars with “sports suspensions.” I think they were invented just so that drug companies can make an extra buck. And if it gives you a REALLY bad back and neck, you’ll need surgery. More money for doctors – who will pump you full of more prescription drugs. Thanks, BMW. “The Ultimate Driving Experience,” my crippled ass.

3. Answering machines that say “you know what to do.” Some jerk is too lazy to be creative. What if I don’t “know what to do”? What if I’m new to this planet and I’m looking for a friend.

4. Guys whose pants don’t fit. What are you? a f*king plumber? You’re out of prison now. Act like it.

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5. People who think the Constitutional “Right to Life” doesn’t include Health Care or a Basic Income. Have you read Thomas Paine?

6. US Attorney General Jeff Sessions, who would be the bane of George Carlin’s existence if he were still alive, for his monumental ignorance on the Constitution and Freedom of the Press.

7. The Illusion of Choice.

8. Rabid commercialism and corporatism.

9. How is Iran deserve sanctions while Saudi Arabia gets an arms deal?

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10. Can we stop shooting unarmed black people, please?

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